How to play video poker — from zero to first smart session
One hand, step by step
1. Bet. Pick a denomination and 1–5 coins. Play 5: the royal pays 800:1 at max coins but only 250:1 below — short-coining donates ~1.4% to the house for nothing.
2. Deal. Five cards appear. Every hand has 32 possible holds — from keeping nothing to keeping everything.
3. Hold. Tap the cards to keep. This is the entire skill of the game: each hold has one exact expected value, and you can see all 32.
4. Draw. Replacements come from the same 47-card remainder. The final hand pays per the table — jacks-or-better pair is usually the minimum.
Read the paytable before you sit
Two machines that look identical can differ by 4%+ in return. The tell is the single-coin column: full house 9 / flush 6 is the good Jacks or Better; 8/5 costs you $16.90 per hour at quarter stakes. The analyzer covers 18 tables with exact returns.
Your first five strategy rules
1. Never break a made straight or better — except four to a royal. 2. High pair beats keeping a kicker, always. 3. Low pair beats four to a straight, loses to four to a flush. 4. Don't hold two pair-plus-kicker; draw one. 5. No pair, no draw? Keep suited high cards, else J/Q/K/A singles, else toss all five.
That's ~90% of correct play. The last 10% — the part charts compress away — is what the trainer drills with exact EV feedback.
Bankroll reality
Even at 99.54%, variance is violent: royals fund ~2% of return and arrive once per 40390.5 hands — see the drought table before deciding what a "fair" session looks like.